Team toobs

Team toobs


The place for the best toobular Kids (tKs) and little pirates... 

Hi tKs! (toobular Kids)

Ahoy, me hearties! 

Cpn Kelly of the good ship Stray, here! 

I want to announce our "Seas the Day" adventure competition. We are hopefully sailing on the first day of next year, off across the seven seas. 

When we get to some far-off land, we want to pirate a ship. Just because we enjoy it. The competition is for you to send us a picture of yourselves dressed as pirates, or a drawing or painting of pirates and their ship. Take a look at our unique Treasure Map below, where you will be able to follow our every move and find adventurous treasures wherever we go. 

We are always amazingly happy to receive any pictures that 'tKs' (toobular Kids) wish to send here, and we will upload them to our site, and probably show them off on our Facebook page, too!

Send your pictures or videos as an attachment to:-

Or upload a video to your own YouTube channel and send us the link! 

So, keep sending them in and we will be giving prizes away to the pictures or videos that toobs chooses. Your prize could be a "Seas the Day" t-shirt, a mug with your picture on, or a signed picture of the most toobular of dogs - toobs!

(Note:- Any video sent in will be uploaded to toobs' YouTube channel to enable it to be shown here. If you already have it uploaded to your own public channel, then you can just send us a link.)

I spy the barque
I spy the barque "Kaskelot" on the horizon - "Prepare to board! “

Our LIVE treasure map covers the whole world. It shows you exactly where we are. Whether we be sailing across the oceans aboard Stray, climbing a high mountain on foot, exploring up a river in Waif, or cycling through streets on our bikes and trailer. YOU can follow our every move.

Also hidden on our treasure map are adventurous places of interest. You can freely explore and find exciting things marked on the map such as where we attacked ships, where we were shipwrecked, or hidden treasures buried for you to find. 

Just follow the link below and put in the secret password of "toobs" to enter.

See how many treasures you can find! 


Ask toobs!

ASK toobs!
ASK toobs!

Yes! You asked for it, so here it is!

You can ask toobs anything you want and she will personally answer your question here on the tK Page.

Your question can be:-

Something about dog training, or

What is her favourite treat, or

What she thinks of Cpn Kelly, or


Go on!

We dare you!

Just send us your question in the 'Ask toobs' section below giving your first name, and toobs will answer it the next day!

toobular Answers... 

Plens asks:-

  • Did you enjoy your stay in Northumberland? - My favourite thing was stealing Fly's bones and burying them, having breakfast, dinner and tea with Christmas trimmings, dropping lots of hair on your carpets. 

Tanya asks:-

  • What is your favourite human food to eat? - Bread, stale bread, mouldy bread, bread soaked in the rain, any bread. 

Millie asks:-

  • Why do you put up with Wayne? - Wayne takes me swimming and bikejöring and running on the beach and sailing and on trains to visit you and feeds me..... So..... 

Alice asks:-

  • Do you like wearing sunglasses? - Yes! I wear them to protect my eyes when I am racing, sailing or just to look cool for photos. 

Sammy and Jude ask:-

  • What are Toobs’ 3 favourite programme?🖥💘🆒 - I do not watch TV, but I watch YouTube programs and my favourites are "8 out of 10 cats do countdown", "Would I lie to you?" and "QI" 
  • When is Toobs birthday 🥳? - My birthday was 24th August 2009

Sammy asks:-

  • What is Toobs' favourite pop singer? I don't listen to much pop, but I love "Jonah's Lift" and I love that song about a dancing monkey. 

AJ asks:-

  • Is the sea cold? - It is cold, but I have a dirty undercoat that keeps me warm, then I run around on the beach after a swim to make sure I warm up. 

Spare Kid asks:-

  • Is it true that toobs can lick her own eyes? - Yes, and her ears!

Monkii Pants asks:

  • Is toobs magnetical? - Only on land, otherwise I would only be able to swim North.
  • Can toobs read yet? - No, but I can count to 11.
  • What is her favourite colour? - Any colour as long as its wet!
  • What sort of breed is made only out of triangles? - I don't know! Does anyone?
Our 'Ask toobs' Form
Tick a Box

toobular PuzzleKids (tPKs)

Here are you toobular Kids (tKs) who entered a correct answer to our tPK quiz question, or who sent us a comment or picture for toobs.

Keep them coming to get your name in the tPK Hall of Fame!

AJ of Plymouth

Spare Kid of Hertfordshire

Monkii Pants of Royston

Daisy of Cornwall
Kitty of Cornwall

Puzzle Questions and Answers to Test Your Friends

1 - What is black and white and red all over? - A blushing zebra

2 - What has a tail and a head, but no body? - A coin

3 - What has 4 legs and no feet? - A Table

4 - What gets wetter the more it dries?  - A Towel

5 - What word is spelt incorrectly in every dictionary?  - Incorrectly

6 - What can be broken, but is never held?  - A Promise

7 - What's always coming, but never arrives?  - Tomorrow

- It goes all over the world, but always stays in a corner. What is that? - A Stamp

9 - What does come down but never goes up? - Rain

10 - What breaks and never falls, and what falls and never breaks? - Day breaks and Night falls 

11 - What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? - A Chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

(Clever tK 'Spare Kid' suggested that the answer was horse hair, which is cleverer than our answer!) 

12 - Most toobular Kids love to carry these keys. What sort of keys? Cookies  

13 - Three men are on a boat. The boat sinks but only two people get their hair wet. Why? - One man is bald

14 - I get smaller every time I take a bath. What am I? - Soap

15 - How can a man go eight days without sleep? - Sleep during the night

16 -  Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive? - Stop Imagining 

17 - If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first? - The match

18 -  If you throw a green stone into the Red Sea on a grey day what will it become? - Wet

19 - What comes down, but never goes up? - Rain